Thursday, July 05, 2007

Battle of Wits on M Street

Today's just a red letter day for witty people, I guess.

Intern #1: Oh, God. 'Jews for Jesus.' They're almost as bad as Greenpeace.
Intern #2: Oh I know. Those goddamn Greenpeace harrassers.

Random woman: [singing] 'Under the limbo bar! Limbo, limbo, limbo! Ha, ha, ha!' Sorry, Matthew's been watching a lot of Barney.
Girl to her friend: That's why I don't want kids.

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